new opener

Would you like to go on a three minute date with me? It will be the best 3 minute date you have today. We will play a game. Your friends can help, one friend can time the date. The other can watch and be my chaperon, making sure you behave yourself. We cant have the date here in front of the perfume bottles, this is where we met, its now special, lets step down here. Ok since its a game, games have winners and losers. If I win I get your number, if you win you get mine. We are going to play the lieing game. You win by telling me 5 lies in a row. The only guideline is you have to lie spectacularly so I know its a lie. Whats your name? What city are we in? What store are we in? How many questions has it been? Wow, your really good ever played this game before? "No" You just lost. I will exchange numbers with you. Unfortunately for you I dont kiss on the first date. If your really lucky on the second date, I will give you five whole minutes. Lets rejoin your friends. Your friend had fun on our date, I think Pinocchio lied to me the whole time, but Im a good influence and made her tell the truth in the end. Remember those three little words for our next date, you....cant.....lie. (if she tells you her real name on question one good luck figuring out if you should run, or she likes you.